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So after the City section's discovery of a few weeks ago — the neverending discovery, with article upon article examining every yuppie virtue of the borough from every conceivable angle, in as many paragraphs as possible — this weekend the Times Magazine got in on the game, too, with a back-page lives column by a woman who has lived in Iran, Argentina, Miami, Australia, Manhattan, Ireland, and Brooklyn, and, natch, loves Brooklyn best of all. ("It's starting to get embarrassing," confessed a dedicated Park Sloper friend of ours over July Third hamburgers.)

What we're trying to figure out: The photos of kinky sex Marty Markowitz is using for blackmail, are they of Bill Keller or Arthur Sulzberger?

The Long Way Home [NYT Mag]