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Please indulge this brief, unhinged thought: Maybe hacktastic director Brett Ratner isn't going to ruin the new X-Men movie. From Page Six:

RED-blooded director Brett Ratner is having his dream character written into the new "X-Men 3" movie. The mutant is, according to an inside source, "an unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source added the character has not yet been cast but, "they are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s."

OK, he's still going to ruin the movie, but who can blame him for wanting a mutant hooker to hold the fiddle as he watches the franchise burn? Ratner plans on making another big change by recasting the crucial role of Professor X with superannuated producer/onetime roomie Robert Evans, who will trade the Professor's trademark wheelchair for a waterbed on tank treads—which, naturally, will be fully stocked with super-powered hookers of his own.