Quite Clearly the Official Action Figure of Gawker
A fellow media obsessive points us today to the Studio 360 website, which features what is quite clearly the single coolest action figure ever: a custom-made Kurt Andersen doll. The images aren't great, so we can't really make out the copy on the packaging, but we do note that Kurt comes "with Kung Fu Action Grip!!" and also with a warning: "Not For The Overly Treacly."
Several questions immediately spring to mind: Why did we not previously know about this? Why do we not have one? How can we get one?
And, finally, are there actually little kids playing with this? Because, if so, they'll grow up to be even more fucked up than we are.
Full-sized images, both back and front, after the jump.
