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• You know you want to see the photos of people getting caught having sex in cars. Go ahead, click the link, your boss isn't looking. [Curious Jorge via cityrag]
• Guess who got over a million dollars to pose on the cover of Playgirl? Not you, hotshot. [fourfour]
• Instead of falling asleep while reading the New Yorker, you can now fall asleep to the sound of the New Yorker. How mod and ultimately dreadful. [emdashes]
• If you're wondering why A.O. Scott finds War of the Worlds at least mildly entertaining, it's because Jersey is the first victim of the apocalypse. [NYT]