Remainders: We're Going to Make You Earn These Blind Items

• You complain if they're too easy, but if they're too hard you just wuss out. Because your silence is deafening, we're not running your guesses to today's blind items until you put on your goddamn thinking caps and get creative. So there!
• The Gaydar debate prances along. [NYT]
• Oh, the beautiful colors: The Gay Pride parade and its shiny, Coney Island sister. [Flickr]
• Everyone owes Oprah an apology. [Mr. Sun]
• An overly intellectual analysis of poop and its artistic qualities. [n+1]