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Yes, there was an anthrax scare at Maxim today. No, staffers weren't sent home. Yes, everything's fine.

GAWKER: So. I hear you were anthraxed today?

GAWKER'S FRIEND AT MAXIM: That would be an overstatement.

Apparently a suspicious letter, addressed simply to Dennis Publishing, arrived at the office today. It contained a threatening message and some white powder. Cops were called. (One imagines after a bump or two was tested and found to be ineffective.) The fourteenth floor was briefly evacuated, for cleaning purposes.

Everyone's now back at work, and your scheduled delivery of socially acceptable wank material will be unaffected.

Carmen Electra! [Maxim Online]