Defamer Connections: Hot Up-And-Comer With Soul Of A Poet
There are a couple of different ways that a hot up-and-comer can get started with the arduous process of trading sexual favors for a career boost in the entertainment business. He can haunt the bars along Santa Monica Boulevard and look pretty until he catches the eye of closeted exec who told his heavily-in-denial wife that he's be home late because he's "busy putting the finishing touches on a deal." Or, if the ambitious thespian wants the world to know that he's not just another pretty face with a set of abs on which one can smash cinderblocks, he can post the gossamer poetry of desperation on Craigslist:
A Hot and Humble,Actor up and coming, need power players hooks - 27
Hot,Humble and intelligent
Finally being taken seriously in the Ent.Industry
It's a waiting game, trying to meet some cool
industry high level guys with no BS.
Seeking friends, contacts, work, honesty
Heartbreaking, no? We're reminded of the words of another Hollywood poet (whose name escapes us): "Trust in your talent, but make sure you suck the right dicks."
