Odds That the Gay Pride Parade Will Feature Glitter: 1/6
Our chain-smoking baby brother will gamble away his savings on anything and everything, so he's gone to great lengths to determine the odds on this weekend's Gay Pride Parade. (And you thought it was going to be fun purely for the ab-ogling!) Some of our favorite betting opportunities:
ODDS:
Someone Actually Transgenders Themselves During The Parade: 4/1
ENTERTAINMENT SPECIAL ODDS:
Anderson Cooper, Covering The Parade For CNN, Suddenly Jumps Into The Street, Inspired, And Screams, Yes! I m A Proud Gay Man! Who Wants Some Cock??!! : 6/1
OVER/UNDER:
Details Staffers Marching: 12
Radar Staffers Marching: 27.5
National Review Staffers Marching: 40
We're not much for gambling, but you probably want to bet the over on Details and Radar. Just a tip.
