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Because you're totally tired of dragging your visiting family to see the Lion King, there's a new musical in town, sure to be loved equally by both your apron-bedecked mother and your closeted gay brother:

"The show tells the life story of Martha Blake, who, with guile and glue gun, rises from her working class Polish roots to become doyenne of American domesticity and one of the most successful businesswomen in American history. There's also a nasty bit about insider trading thrown into the mix to assure that Martha! The Unauthorized Musical is a tale of Shakespearean proportions with a strong second act. No food icon goes unskewered as Martha gets help and advice from Julia Child (in a ballet, naturally) and Aunt Jemima "the beloved yet politically incorrect icon associated with the inferior, mass-market pancake mix."

We can't wait for the big, climatic rumble with Carson Kressley and his Sharks.

Icon and Ex-Con Stewart Inspires Martha! Musical [Playbill via NewYorkology]