• If you hurry, maybe you can catch the protest outside the new IFC theaters on 6th Avenue; the evil (yet fabulous) arthouse cinema doesn't employ union projectionists! If you're not on the union side, join your comrades down the street at Da Silvano.
• Tinkerbell the chihuahua may have bit a Today producer, but Kathy Hilton's publicist made sure the story was in the columns. [MSNBC]
• While America seems to still favor Tom Cruise 2-to-1, at least most people are smart enough to loathe Paris Hilton. [Gallup]
• Forget the Freedom Towers; let's get our panties in a bunch about Columbus Circle, shall we? [Grubby Kid]
• Scientology, Scientology, Scientology. Shit, we'll look into it for $5 million, too. [Kittenpants]
• We're going to link to a funny picture, because we suspect you're not really reading anyhow. [Yahoo]