• Yes, yes, yes, we know: A giant Popsicle melted in Union Square yesterday. Please stop emailing now. [Gothamist]
• After fighting a losing fight with Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, the Upper East Side's famous Beekman Theater is closing Sunday. We're told it's featured in a film by Woody Allen, but we know nothing of his work. [The New York Opinion]
• A tip to customer-service folks: When you're going to fuck with someone, probably best not to make it a media macher who has worked at more publications than we read — and especially one who has a popular blog. [BuzzMachine]