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Yes, it happened in the utterly lawless New York, but they're always a couple of months ahead of the West Coast. We suggest that all "Hollywood celebs" prepare for the coming domestic-led crime wave immediately, before credit cards are compromised and expensive jewelry snatched. Go—right now—and dangle your maid from the balcony by her ankles, until all of your purloined valuables clatter to the circular driveway below, and know that you are teaching her a valuable lesson about the intersection of personal property, class, and gravity.