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For us, checking the Corcoran Real Estate Empire's Listings of Doom is as essential to our daily routine as our morning dose of java and adderall. Lo and behold, there's this little gem on West 93rd street, a 1-bedroom co-op for $365,000:

Location...Location...Location!!! This spacious studio feels like a One bedroom and is steps from Central Park and the Subway. This is not just an apartment-It is a home!!! Also, there is so much light you may have to buy another pair of shades. PARENTS CAN BUY FOR CHILDREN!

CHILDREN CAN BE LISTLESS — BUT FABULOUS — TOOLS!

123 West 93rd [Corcoran]