Lohan's Uncle Arrested, Loves 'Herbie'
Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a break, you know? Her dad's in the slammer, her car's all banged up, her music career's been screwed, and those darn tabloids can't just accept her rapidly plummeting weight loss. Now, to make matters worse, Lohan's uncle is making nasty headlines. Paul Sullivan (brother of Lindsay's mother) has been freshly arrested in Long Island (of course) for mail fraud (what the fuck?). Allegedly, Sullivan was a bit too careless with his 9/11 relief loans, forging checks and scamming creditors. Tragic and classy; just further evidence that the Lohans are the Kennedys of our time.
