Leonardo DiCaprio Takes It In The Face
OK, now that we've seen the truly scary picture* of the aftermath, maybe we were wrong. While Leonardo DiCaprio was getting stitched up following the bottle attack, he was probably praying that he'd tortured the public with a suspicious relationship so thoroughly that some pranksters merely humiliated him with a little water from a fake microphone.
To protect the squeamish, the full picture is after the jump.
[*If Leo looks a little young, it's because we were too stupid and lazy to be bothered to read the little note that reveals the pic is from The Beach after Salon told us is was a post-bottling pic. Reading is for losers! And for people that want the "facts"!]