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This should come as a surprise to no one (save for a few clueless Bauer publishing execs), but we're hearing that celebrity weekly Life & Style (you know, the one that isn't Star or US or InTouch or Celebrity Living) is hemorrhaging people like Egypt after Moses. Our source, Hearsay Jones, suggests that almost a dozen employees have fled the premises in little over a week, including some high-ranking editors. Sadly, we saw this coming.

But why, God, why? Surely this tragic news couldn't be a result of the current poaching on behalf of British-import OK!; the loss of Lifers can't possibly have anything to do with Star allegedly offering new editorial talent six-figure sums. No, this clearly has to do with the location of Bauer's offices: When in doubt, blame Jersey.