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Forbes has once again released The Celebrity 100, its power ranking of the rich and famous, and we're happy to announce that this year Oprah Winfrey bestrides her illustrious peers like a book-pimping, Dr. Phil-enabling, Cruise-wrestling Colossus. Winfrey topped Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson (Jesus wasn't quite as hot as last year), George Lucas, and Shaquille O'Neal, all of whom are now obligated by Forbes tradition to spend a week each feeding her grapes while clothed in humiliatingly frilly underthings. We hear that Lucas' garter set will be particularly emasculating.

The entire list is available on the Forbes website, a handy and precise resource allowing agents, producers, and restaurant managers to calibrate their levels of obsequiousness by criteria like profession and pay rank. No one wants to see a tragedy like Will "#13" Smith getting a better table at the Ivy and/or first look at a hot script before the marginally hotter Brad "#11" Pitt.