• New IFC Center promises free lunch to attendees after today's noon screening of Me and You and Everyone We Know. Runtime is 90 minutes, plus trailers, so you've still got a half-hour to sneak in. [The Reeler]
• Finally, a reason to read (or at least to accept the offer of) the Times's new Marketplace tabloid: Slim chance you might get a free Metrocard. [Manhattan Offender]
• Manhattan children should be beaten. Frequently. [Manda_Land]
• Even at test screenings for movie based on best-selling books — in this case, Everything Is Illuminated post-movie surveys ask if viewers would prefer to see the ending changed. [Depressed Reader of Depressing Books]