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· Ralph Nader says the n-word, sign-stealing in the Hamptons, and Mary-Kate Olsen drops it like its hot at B8 — could this be the best Lloyd Grove column ever? [Lowdown]
· We're not sure which is more entertaining: That Bobby Brown was told he'd have to wait 45 minutes to be seated for dinner, or the fact that this happened at the Times Square Olive Garden. [Page Six]
· The decorations and accoutrements for a showplace penthouse at the Trump Park Avenue have been stolen, but no Vogue assistants were spotted on the scene. [R&M]
· The Mercer Hotel is going to love that one of its former employees has been outed as keeping an online documentation of the celebrity debauchery she witnessed. [Page Six]