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· The LA Film Festival begins today with a screening of Down in the Valley at the ArcLight. It's just like Sundance, but when people wear hideous, furry boots, it's not because their feet are cold—it's because they are morons.
· WOW troublemakers/documentarians Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato will loiter around the Egyptian to answer questions after a screening of their short doc Sex in the 70s: Blue Movie Britain and Confessions of a Window Cleaner, one of the movies that inspired them.
· Tonight is Cabaret Voltaire’s 2nd Anniversary Musical Smorgasbord Extravaganza Tribute to Abe Lincoln at the Steve Allen Theater. If you dress like Lincoln, not only are your chances of sexual relations with Abe fetishists exponentially increased, you also receive a half-price discount on the cover. That's a win-win, friends.