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A reader who's too lazy to register for the Post site (it finally works, by the way, and it's quick) sent us this plea for assistance:

Hmm, what is THIS article about? I see it on nypost.com but don't have a password to read it:

CIRC JERKS NAILED

Bad news, man: It's not what you're hoping for. (Unless you have some sort of kink for newspaper sales execs who commit fraud.)

Meantime, though, may we direct your attention to the Times? We think you'll find all the circle-jerk coverage that's fit to print.

Circ Jerks Nailed [NYP]
Locker Room Trysts Bedevil Health Clubs [NYT]