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In this summer episode: Robert Evans; Tom Cruise; Quentin Tarantino; Kirsten Dunst, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Ian Ziering; Robert Blake x2; Pat O'Brien and James Spader; Paris Hilton, Paris The Guy, Lindsay Lohan, Nicky Hilton, and Kevin Connolly; Lindsay Lohan, John Stamos, and Charlie "the Bachelor" O'Connell; Paris and Paris; Nicky Hilton; Juliette Lewis; Jason Schwartzman and Zooey Deschanel; Chloe Sevigny, Coolio, and Chad Hugo; Adrian Grenier, Jacklyn Smith, and a Bachelorette; Frankie Muniz and Adam Levine; Adam Levine; Brandy; Jorge Garcia; Stephen Root; Jenny McCarthy; Morrissey x2; Morrissey, PJ Harvey, and Tim Burgess; Black Eyed Peas; Mr. T; Brooklyn Sudano; Shane West and Aaron Paul; Eric Estrada

· I just thought you'd like to know that Robert Evans has again left his bed. I just saw him strolling around the Paramount lot looking, well, Robert Evans-y. He's pretty hard to miss. Ratner was nowhere to be seen.

· I saw Tom Cruise pop out of his Excursion with his two assistants and into the office of my orthodontist in Pacific Palisades on Thursday 6/9/05. He stopped briefly on the way in the door while he said hello to Peter Gallagher and his son. He was super peppy and was very effusive with the two of them.

· Spotted Quentin Tarantino at the Ash show at the Knitting Factory last night. He was surrounded by adoring fans, then moved into the crowd for their set. Towards the end he was slobbering all over a young brunette, spending far too much time engaging in the tongue-to-tonsils variety of making out that the celebs are so fond it. We really didn't need to see that, Q.

· Saw the on again off again Dunst/Gyllenhaal combo at Whole Foods on Santa Monica and Fairfax this afternoon. She looked the same as she always does when I've ever seen her out, cute but a little on the frumpy side. Gosh, his head is huge. He looks like a cartoon character. She was looking at organic juice, and later they cooed at each other over some veggies. As they walked out to their Prius, I noticed that there is a good size dent on the side. I guess "caring for the environment" and "caring for your overpiced hipster mobile" aren't mutually exclusive. Also, I see a pudgy Ian Ziering at the 24 Fitness a lot...but you don't give a shit.

· Thursday A.M. I was stuck in traffic with Robert Blake for about 5 minutes on Laurel Canyon Blvd. (southbound) and Riverside in Valley Village. Bob was driving a most probably borrowed white toyota, with a L.A. parking area 50 sticker on the bumper. I stared at him for about 4 minutes, then decided to yell something positive at him. (Whatever you think of old Rob, you gotta give him props for not playing the race card. ) So, I waited until the light was green, then yelled "Hey Rob! Glad your're out!" He look startled, gave me an awkward thumbs up, and drove off.

· Sunday on Robertson Blvd., saw the paparazzi staked outside the M.A.C. store and wondered who was inside... a small, skinny old guy with silver hair? Took me a second to realize it was Robert Blake and friend... apparently Robert Blake has paparazzi following him around?

· Pat O'Brien at Wilco at the Greek last night as well as James Spader.......

· saw paris hilton and paris (fiance) at spider on Monday night , Paris looking really wasted and shorter and heavier in person rather than in pictures, nicely dressed. her and her sister Nicky (who also seemed pretty wasted) were dancing on the strippers pole and taking pictures with some of their unfamous entourage. Across the room saw Lindsay Lohan with the Blonde hair. Looking in really good shape, but not overly anorexic like the press says, a lot prettier in person. Looking bored and playing on something like a blackberry , sitting at a table with ultimate club promoter alison melnick , and a bunch of unfamous friends.had a body guard lurking near by. Saw Kevin Connolly of entourage talking to a very styled unidentified metrosexual dude , and an unverified very attractive young blonde, looked as if he was flirting with the girl, even though his girlfriend was across the room..He is very short, but has a nice attractiveness to him , and seems similar to the character he plays on entourage.

· 06/14: While walking to my post office box on S. Beverly Dr. in BevHills, I saw Paris & Paris walk into Anaat B (small boutique) next door. They spent a total of one minute in there. Latsis' hair looked darker than pix I've seen recently.

· Dropped in my local watering hole (The Dime) last night (6/14) for a quick drink...it was anything but. Early on Lindsay Lohan showed up with her meathead bodyguard. He would stand at the door with a watchful eye over everyone. However she was surprisingly well-behaved...however the bodyguard had to escort her when she used the bathroom...which is a little much..then who walks in but "Uncle Jesse" himself--John Stamos...his crew was on the prowl..but didn't stay long after he went complained there were not enough "hot women" (I think it was because he went unrecognized and was actually shot down a couple of times). Then last but not least the Bachelor, Jerry O'Connell's brother, came in ironically alone. So much for TV romance. All and all a crazy night that started simple but interesting quickly.

· At Shelter, Saturday night, 6/11-12, VIP table, at the table next to us was Nicky Hilton! Huge posse, only no-names, I think, but my husband thought maybe a couple of the guys from Entourage were there but I can't confirm. Nicky was hanging on some dude, I have no idea who he was. I thought she was much pretty in person than she is in the tabloids. Not nearly as moon-faced. Small & petite.

· In front of me on the treadmills at sports club/la stand jason schwartzman and zooey deschanel. I'm going to fall off the srairclimber whilst looking at them. She's small, not too thin and cute. His hair is long and he's got on a dodgers hat. Noticed him first but wasn't 100% sure until I heard her voice. They seem normal.

· Chloe Sevigny continues to make the rounds of LA hipster joints, stopping in at Star Shoes on Wednesday night about 1 am in a high-necked, long-sleeved blue dress with a lacy little girl collar. She talked to a few people and had a gaggle of boys lurking nervously nearby at all times. And how on earth did Coolio end up at hipster night at Cinespace on Tuesday? Chad Hugo from the Neptunes was there too.

· I was only in L.A. for five days, but I experienced both an earthquake and seeing Juliette Lewis. I'm not sure which is the bigger disaster. Lewis was dining with some random guy at Alcove in Los Feliz. She could be heard - how can you not hear that "distinctive" voice - complaining about not living in L.A. anymore. She wasn't eating - of course - but I should have given her a big piece of peanut butter chocolate cake, her too skinny frame could use some solid foods.

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· 06/08 Wed: While passing by A Different Light bookstore on the way to the Abby for lunch, saw Vincent Chase himself - Adrian Grenier with iced coffee-something in hand and paperwork in the other. Perfect overgrown 5 o'clock shadow as usual. I had my receptionist even do another spin around the block so I could take pix. 06/12 Sun: * Charlie's Angels original Jacquelyn Smith was shopping at Organized Living @ The Grove. * Jerry Ferris of 2-minute The Bachelorette fame was taking pix with a grandma @ his gallery (in The Grove).

· At Monday's Indie 103.1 show at the Viper Room, saw Frankie Muniz standing outside looking pissed off for no good reason (certainly not the perplexing horde of hot girls around him), Maroon 5's Adam Levine sitting inside at one of the few booths, alternating between pulling his hood over his face and sitting up on top of the booth separator. Think he's roommates with the drummer from the Twin Sixties, one of the bands playing.

· Saw Adam Levine of Maroon 5 fame driving behind me on Sunset Blvd. by Crescent Heights. He was wearing aviator sunglasses and driving a tan muscle car. Kinda a piece of cheese.

· Just got mean mugged by Brandy outside of The Ivy on Robertson (6/10). She was exiting on the passenger side of a big white Range Rover and stared at me and my friends for about 2 mins as she talked on her phone.

· Jorge Garcia (Hurley on Lost) with a male friend at the movie theater at the Grove. I'm embarrassed to say I didn't notice what refreshments they were buying or what movie they were seeing. It definitely wasn't Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, like me.

· I bumped into Stephen Root, a/k/a Milton from Office Space, at Bay Cities deli on Sunday. And Bay Cities doesn't even sell staplers.

· Jenny McCarthy "Singled Out" herself at the Burbank Airport on June 8th. The D-lister whose UPN show somehow pulls less viewers than "Chaotic" was on my Southwest flight on Wednesday morning. She, along with her assistant and a red head (Elisa Donovan from 'Clueless'?) sat on the floor of the boarding area.
Then, once pre-boarding was called for (you know, for the elderly and people with small children), Red Head
pulled a do-you-know-who-she-is and got Jenny along with entourage to pre-board ahead of us plebeians.
The whole way walking on to the plane her assistant held a camcorder, documenting every exciting moment.
This continued on the plane, and in the Vegas airport as Jenny talked to people on the train to baggage
claim. Told the guy who met her at baggage claim that she lost her Sidekick. Too bad. Maybe she can check
the camcorder to see when she lost it. Hope someone will give her attention, she was begging for it.

· morrissey spotted at The Coral show last night at the Troubadour. Had a male friend (?) with him.

· Serial flower-abuser Morrissey— at the Troubadour for The Coral (6/14). Must say he's looking very well, L.A. living agrees with him— Existential Angst apparently no match for Sunshine and Hot Latin Inches...

· Last night at The Troubadour (6/15) there was a plethora of Brit attendees to see The Coral. First was a well-dressed Morrissey with his "Latino twin" sitting in the balcony on their own with a security guard blocking the entrance to their bench. Later, PJ Harvey came with some friends and sat next to Moz, but not even PJ Harvey could sit right next to Morrissey as the "Latino twin" was in between them for the entire show. As they sat up on the balcony in "their world," Charlatans UK singer Tim Burgess was spotted hanging out in the crowd, aka "our world," with some friends. Welcome to LA.

· The Black Eyed Peas (sans Fergie) were on the same flight as me this past Sunday, Atlanta to LAX. Brother of one of the Peas was sitting next to me an tipped me off. He was very nice and chatty. He'd gone with them to the Mid City hip hop festival in Atlanta as hair dresser. And I guess there was no room for
this brother of Pea/hairdresser in first class, 'cuz we wuz in coach! I saw the band themselves in baggage
claim, waiting with the regular folk for their bags.

· Mr. T was at the Disney Channel building in Burbank yesterday trying to sell a new show of his. Apparently, he never stops acting like Mr. T.

· Brooklyn Sudano (Donna Summer's daughter and cast member of MY WIFE AND KIDS) with 2 guys having dinner at Malo in Silverlake....

· At Toast for lunch today (6/10) with a friend, seated next to Aaron Paul and Shane West. Aaron hails from Idaho, as do I, so I've seen him in both locales quite often. However, his dumpster-chic look today took the cake. He was looking particularly skanky in dickies raggedly cut to ankle length, dangerously unlaced combat boots, a giant coat made of some kind of skin and greasy, patchily dyed hair. Shane West? Pretty inconspicuous apart from the LEATHER DADDY studded cap he was sporting. These boys looked like they were eating a morning after breakfast after drunkenly hooking up at the spotlight and waking up in the dumpster out back.

· In May (Sorry this is late, but I only found out about you guys today) [Ed.note—For Estrada, we'll allow it.] I was at the shopping center at Ventura and Vineland in North Hollywood. Getting on the escalator to go down to the parking structure was Eric Estrada [late of CHIPS, now flogging real estate globally] with a girl looking about ten, followed by a thirtyish couple, then me. As we rode down, the thirtyish woman complimented the girl on being so cute, and then said to Estrada, "is she you're granddaughter?" You could hear a pin drop in my head. Then, in what can only be one of the most admirable displays of celebrity restraint I have ever seen, Mr. Estrada said, "No, she is my daughter, I have started a new family", got off the escalator, got in his white Rolls and drove off. I still haven't figured out if the woman wanted insult him or was just dense.