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With the cornucopia of obviously legitimate, anonymously-proffered opportunities for struggling actors streaming through Craigslist on a daily basis, we're amazed that the local service industry hasn't been totally depleted of its workforce. Here's yet another chance for the subjugated thespian to throw off the chains of his apron-flair and take control of his destiny:

Males wanted for video projects/NON-RELEASE, GREAT PAY Private Male Collector looking for guys to appear in nude solo posing or self-pleasure videos. THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR HOME/PRIVATE USE ONLY/THEY WILL NEVER BE RELEASED IN ANY WAY/SHAPE OR FORM. You will not be asked to fill out any kind of release that would allow your image to be sold or distributed without your consent. Private collector would also sign a release for you saying all materials could never be released as well if it makes you feel more comfortable. No one will ever know you appeared in it unless it was from you. Looking for attractive males in good shape. Pay rate is between $300.00-$1000.00 depending on the model and type of shoot. If first shoot goes well, there is also potential for recurring shoots. Please submit recent photos, face as well as any body shots. Nudes would be great too if you have them. Do not forget to include a contact or e-mail address and we will be in touch if interested. Thanks!

What's really refreshing about this listing is that it lacks the shady promises of "great networking opportunities" with the industry's power players that have marred other Craigslist postings. Here, the work's the thing, and the pride of accomplishment derived from starring in David Geffen's Private Beach Blanket Bingo. Just make sure the "collector" signs that release prohibiting the coopting of your art for Gay Mafia blackmail purposes.