• Turns out even corporate lawyers have as much contempt for summer associates as the rest of us do. Especially when said summer associates are drunkenly jumping into the Hudson. [Opinionistas]
• Where we grew up, we would have called it UPenn. But if Murray Hill works for you as the real-world manifestation of JDate, go for it. [Mariana Keyes]
• Thank God for blogs. How else would we know when Bill Murray spanks a fan? [The Brazilian Muse]
• A once-powerful bloc starting its descent into orgy of mutual recrimination: Scooterists. [Atlantic & Bond via Curbed]