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A casting call listed today on Craigslist:

I am looking for a few (possibly 3-5) large men to dress up as pirates and ride motorcycles through my friend's wedding. He is having it at some vinyard upstate, so you can come from different directions (i.e. through the rows of grape plants). I'd be willing to pay extra if you could outfit your motorcycle in some sort of pirate ship theme (eg. mast, plank, cannons, wooden pirate ship shell, etc).

This is in late July. I'm not sure what the going rate for something like this is, so hit me with your best offer.

Note that you must have your own pirate costumes and bikes but I can probably help with eyepatches. Wooden legs a plus.

Can you imagine the embarrassment if you didn't bring your pirate costume? It was bad enough when we forgot a kippah at Jeremy Silverman's bar mitzvah.

Help Me Add Some Humor to My Friend's Wedding [Craigslist]