Deconstructing the Ire of Don Imus
In the aftermath of radio host Don Imus' outburst towards his guest Tucker Carlson, our beloved HuffPoster Greg Gutfeld is searching for answers.
Why is Don Imus so angry?
We made a list of possibilities! Could it be...
-the sick kids at the ranch. They just aren't earning their keep.
-that he keeps finding food in his neck.
-that Chris Matthews, Andrea Mitchell and Howard Fineman didn't ask him to Ibiza.
-a colostomy bag is counted as one carry-on
-You can't ride a horse in Depends.
-the scarf isn't hiding his wattle
We're not sure if any of these are the direct source of Imus' belligerence, but the colostomy bag certainly isn't helping his case of Crazy Old ManRage.
