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· Chelsea uber-restaurant The Park — perennial favorite of the uptown pioneers who want to feel "downtown" without the mess — was closed today, and we're hearing it had to do with the sale of Jesus Juice to minors. The maitre'd confirmed to us that the venue is currently closed because of a "legal issue," but their doors will be open again by 6 tonight, just in time for mango mojito happy hour.
· After dissing just about every other music publication, The White Stripes grant Fader mag with an interview. [Fader]
· Oh, for the love of all that is holy, say it isn't so: R&B group Destiny's Child has run its course of promoting Beyoncé to fame and Jay-Z and is calling it quits after the complete their current tour (which should help ticket sales). [FMT]
· Now that Michael Jackson's free to touch whomever, wherever, it's time for a comeback!!! [Defamer]
· And we know just the publicist to help Jacko come-backo (har, har): Lizzie Grubman, of course. [NYP]