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We're looking forward to the ensuing debate on proper comma usage.

You know, we even provided a handy list of possible headlines so this sort of thing wouldn't happen. But nooo, they wouldn't listen, and look what happened. Serves 'em right for trying to be creative.

NY Post & NY Daily News (Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee, respectively.)