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We expect our fratty brother to be focused on whether or not Michael Jackson will, um, get off. But he recently posted a new line that appeals to our more rarefied tastes: BetUS.com has odds on the first to score a post-verdict interview with MJ. So far, it's Barbara Walters' race to lose. But we're thinking it's a shame this didn't all go down, as it were, back in the '90s, when Anderson Cooper was in his right-out-of-college Channel One days. Somehow we think fresh-faced Cooper could have made Jackson an interview offer neither Barbara nor Katie nor Diane could match.

Michael Jackson Trial: Wait... Where's Geraldo? [Oddjack]
Michael Jackson Interview Odds [BetUS.com]