Michael Jackson Readies Himself For Soap-Dropping
Holy fuck, it's a double siren! Remember this day, because you'll be telling your grandchildren about it — that is, assuming you don't die first of sheer anticipation.
Update: Our brother out West is liveblogging the wait for the verdict. Also, he's wearing nothing but a lone issue of the National Enquirer, strategically wrapped around his body like a cocktail dress.
Michael Jackson Jury Reaches Verdicts [AP]