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We were going to make this announcement earlier today, but who the hell gets up before 4 PM? Certainly not the Olsen twins — or, as we like to call them, the BIRTHDAY GIRLS! Wheee!

Can you believe that it was just 19 years ago to this day that Danny Tanner was blessed with two magnificent little bundles of gold? Gosh, in only two years, they'll be old enough to drink and before you know it, we'll start seeing them totter in and out of Butter and Pastis at all hours, smoking cigarettes and playing with Lindsay Lohan in the B8 bathrooms... But for now, our Olsens are young, unspoiled, and full of promise. Happy birthday, ladies. We're so, so proud of you both.