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· Ed Klein's new biography on Hillary Clinton says that she was a total dyke and chowed box. Or was maybe just friends with women at Wellesley, God forbid. [Page Six]
· Marlon Brando went crazy before he died. It's okay, you can blink. [R&M]
· Page Six points out Radar magazine's strategically placed bashing of Observer writer George Gurley, which is particularly odd since they want George to write for them. Weird — we know editor Maer Roshan loves to play "games," but they usually involve sailor suits. [Page Six]
· Da Silvano owner Silvano Marchetto gets into a screaming match outside of his restaurant; patrons find his screaming about "pussy" to be delicious. [Lowdown]