· Cute puppies named "Tom Cruise" and "Katie Holmes" must be adopted together. Or at least pretend to. [Petfinder (Katie) and Petfinder (Tom)]
· Seal (Bark bark! Bark bark!) comes close to choking a paparazzi. [Ace Pictures]
· Spitzer actually loses for once. Evil bank guys cackle, then go back to cheating on wives. [NYT]—WL