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BoingBoing points out this pullquote (from an actual Boston Globe review) on the cover of an illegal Eternal Sunshine DVD in their Crappy Bootleg DVD Flickr pool, prompting the holographic representation of MPAA pirate hunter emeritus Jack Valenti to appear suddenly beside a sidewalk vendor in downtown Los Angeles and issue this statement: "I say to you that the unauthorized use of hilariously misapplied review copy on substandard, contraband DVD cover art is to legitimate entertainment industry concerns as the fiery meatus of Satan's infernal member is to the pristine hindquarters of an otherwise naked altar boy bending over to tie his shoes."