Greg Gutfeld Has Been Asked Not To Threaten His Colleagues
Huffington Post resident crack-monkey Greg Gutfeld has created a bit of a stir amongst his contemporaries, as he recently posted instructions on how to make a "media container," which was really a Gutfeldian diatribe on burying alive fellow Huffposters. As with the launch of any grand idea, there has been an inevitable backlash:
YESTERDAY I RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM THE HUFFPO ADMIN, ASKING ME TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BURYING HUFFPO BLOGGERS IN MY BACKYARD. "IT'S IN BAD TASTE, THEY SAID. SO I'VE DECIDED TO WRITE ABOUT MY CATS! SO LETS START WITH THIS ADORABLE STORY ABOUT MR.CHUCKLES!!!
One sunny afternoon I was alone watching the View (it was Wednesday, Scott was at the gym, as usual, working on his lats and delts ). I was curled up comfortably underneath my quilt, with Mr. Chuckles resting on my toes. Mr. Chuckles is round, with tortoise-colored hair. If you looked up adorable in the dictionary, you would most certainly find the definition right above adorn, but also probably next to a picture of Mr. Chuckles!
I was enjoying my favorite snack, a Rollo pudding cup. I thought to myself, I bet Mr. Chuckles would love the top to the pudding cup! (I also take medication for a very serious disorder.)
