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· The Tonight Show refuses to book Kathy Hilton to promote her new reality show unless she appears with daughter Paris. Kathy acquiesces, because clearly Paris has her entire family by the balls. [Page Six]
· Now that he's going to jail, Lindsay Lohan's drunken dad, Michael, has expressed his interest in God. Just don't expect Lindsay to eat a communion wafer. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
· In an Australian television interview, Tom Cruise grows irrationally angry when asked if he still speaks with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, which is marginally more entertaining than watching Cruise act irrationally happy. [Scoop]
· Anna Wintour denies the rumors that she'd put Prince Charles' new bride, Camilla Parker Bowles, on the cover Vogue. It simply wouldn't happen — Bowles fails to meet Wintour's silicone and weight requirements. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Oh my god, Brad Pitt might be sleeping with Angelina Jolie. The two were spotted checking in to the W hotel in Westwood, CA on Tuesday. [Page Six]