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Great news: The Russell Crowe Phone-Beating Souvenir Docket is now available on 100% cotton t-shirts, ranging in sizes from men's XXL to the popular ladies' "baby tee" cut in XS. Order now and receive a free Australian flag with all purchases.

NEW YORK Criminal Court
Docket 2005NY039746
Defendant CROWE, RUSSELL I
Law Code and Code Section/Subsection
PL 265.01 02

Charge Detail
AM, 1 count, Arrest charge, Arraignment charge
Description: CRIM POSS WEAP-4TH:INT TO USE

Law Code and Code Section/Subsection
PL 120.05 02

*** TOP CHARGE ***
Charge Detail
D Felony, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
Description: ASLT W/INT:PHY INJ W/WEAP

BUT WAIT! We're happy to announce that, thanks to our new deal with Uniden telephone technologies, the Phone-Beating will also be available on limited edition Uniden cordless models! A collector's dream, the docket will be printed on all purchased receivers in a size 8 courier font and comes with an acid-free certificate of authenticity.