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Overheard in New York, the site that admirably attempts to chronicle the various absurdities one hears amongst our island's sweaty masses, perfectly articulates the New York market with three separate quotes from buyer's paradise:

Street vendor, 28th & 5th: Rims, Rims...buy some rims. Don't have to own a car to buy rims!

Boy, 4 train: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? My name is Dante, and I'm not selling candy for my basketball team. I'm selling candy for myself, trying to get some cash in my pockets.

DVD bootlegger, 34th & 7th: Counterfeit? How can these be counterfeit products if they haven't even made the real ones yet?

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