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Defamer operatives have filed reports from both Lindsay Lohan's and Jimmy Fallon's post-MTV Movie Awards parties (some of the drama hit Page Six this morning), which featured Lohan trying to set off a gang war (likely weapons of choice: hair pulling and fashion-sense disparaging) by her selective snubbing of "undesirables":

I was at Lindsay Lohan's post-MTV Awards party at the Standard Lounge on Saturday night. Celebs everywhere - even Jessica Alba made a brief cameo. But two other celebs were singled out for rejection by Lohan herself. Per her instructions to security, both Jessica Simpson and Kirsten Dunst were denied entry to the soiree! Jessica was very gracious and didn't put up much of a protest before leaving, but Kirsten seemed particularly incensed by the dismissal. In other interesting tidbits, both Lohan gal pals Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were in attendance - and Lohan made sure that her entourage kept both of them on opposite ends of the room the entire night! Well, at least she invited both of them, right?

Luckily, both Dunst and Simpson and found refuge at Jimmy Fallon's party at the nearby Argyle, temporarily postponing any tabloid-stoking revenge killings:

Saturday night, post MTV Movie Awards. We thought we were going to Lindsey Lohan's party at the Argyle last night, but we ended up at what I think was Jimmy Fallon's crowded suite party. Never found out exactly who the host was, generously providing the booze. Either way, a lot of SNL folks were there, Mr. Fallon, along with Amy Poehler and Will Arnett and Will Forte and a bunch of other faces I recognized but couldn't name because I don't watch the show anymore. My girlfriend was oogling over the surprisingly tall American Idol reject Constantine Maroulis, who was posing for a lot of silly pictures, chatting mostly with his date, an equally tall dark-haired beauty. A very dressed up Jessica Simpson held court on the couch in a long backless black dress, hair extensions down to her butt, Nick Lachey smiling and stoking her back. Kirsten Dunst hanging out on the balcony with Jake Gyllenhaal, both dressed in jeans and looking relaxed. Leelee Sobieski smoking those French cigs that come in a box. Porn star Mary Carey, looking like, well, a porn star, or just someone from the valley. My girlfriend was pissed I recognized her. Ashlee Simpson showed up later with some girlfriends, looking pretty cute and casual. A bunch of MTV Real World girls seemed to be enjoying themselves, as was most of the crowd that stayed well past 4AM.

We'll keep you updated on any violent reprisals, like if Lohan finds herself brutally beaten on the way out of Spider Club by an unidentifiable, but curiously dreamy-eyed, assailant.