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It's 7 AM and if you're so insane as to be reading this right now, you have exactly one hour to get to Times Square, where the WE network is promoting their new season of Bridezilla. Apparently, women in wedding dresses will dive into a giant cake and dig around in it for money. Subtle! Would you like a side of snickering with your metaphor?

Anyhow, this highly dignified affair might be just the thing to make your workday seem a little less humiliating. Grab your $10 latte and go point and stare.