· No, no, you see, Tom Cruise is doing this on purpose. Of course! [NY Mag]
· Why do we keep hearing about New York editor Adam Moss being spotted drinking and "enjoying himself" past 11pm at last week's Garden of Ono after-party for the Mr. & Mrs. Smith screening? No Adam Moss we know would be spotted smiling in such a manner.
· When you crash your car into a famous person, here's how you can make money off it. [Slate]
· People are still talking about Jonathan Safron Foer. We think. We just like the picture of Radar on Radar. [YankeePotRoast]
· So, in other words: You Vassar dirtbags can just stay the hell out. [CraigsList]
· A strange man appears to challenge Coldplay to a fight. [NYT]—WL