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· Oh my God, social butterfly Fabian Basabe might actually be — gasp — poor. To think of all the time we've wasted covering him, when he's nothing more than a closeted pleb. For shame. [Page Six]
· Tom Cruise is increasingly crazy. [R&M]
· If you dare ask Brangelina about their African goat sex, they'll fuck you then sue you. [Page Six]
· Everyone hates Endeavor, especially the cast of HBO's Entourage. EP Mark Wahlberg admits there have been physical altercations between him and agent Ari Emanuel, which we're supposed to believe is "normal." [Lowdown]