Short Ends: Jackie Chan's Finest Work To Date

· Jackie Chan Vs. The Copyright Pirates: easily ten times more entertaining (and more competently directed) than Rush Hour 3 ever could have been.
· Why does it suddenly seem like Paris Latsis has an excellent chance at pulling off the elusive mother-daughter three-way?
· "It's just some people sitting around thinking: 'How can we make some more money?'" Gene Wilder shows his masterful understanding of Hollywood's creative process.
· Britney Spears can't shut up about how much sex she's getting since semipro bastard-maker K-Fed knocked her up.
· Runaway Bride: The Mugshot