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Variety reports that agent Michelle Bohan has finally, officially moved from William Morris to Endeavor, ending a process that "unofficially" began over a month ago. (It takes a long time to construct a false, pregnant stomach big enough to sneak out clients like Salam Hayek, Kevin Bacon, Willem Dafoe, Alfred Molina, and Ashley Judd—hey, the security guards at WMA aren't paid to knock on ladies' bellies to make sure they're real, OK?) And just to prove that she's been made an honest woman, Bohan's a partner at her new shop.

There's not a lot of "news" here, we were just desperate for a chance to gaze on Agent Dance mascot Ari Emanuel's warm smile and crisp, white shirt. It's the little things that keep us going, ya know?