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· Never one to miss an opportunity for self-promotion, Page Six reminds us that the Post is more popular than the Times, Fox News has better ratings than CNN, and Rupert Murdoch's dick is probably bigger than Ted Turner's. [Page Six]
· After trading small barbs at one another through the press, Cinderella Man co-stars Russell Crowe and Craig Bierko aren't speaking. Shocking, we know. [R&M]
· Barbados is paradise no more: Vogue editor Anna Wintour has hit the island for the wedding of Jemma Kidd, bringing terror to all bathing beauties weighing over 110 lbs. [Page Six]
· Jerry Springer confesses his discomforting level of admiration for actress Natalie Portman. [Lowdown]