Kelly Preston Brings Her Brilliance To The HuffPo
A lot of you have requested more Huffington Post coverage as of late, but we've refused to meet your demands — we simply couldn't continue with our unrequited lusting for HuffPo crackhead Greg Gutfeld or else we'd die of something terribly old and romantic, like consumption.
Anyhow, you can only ignore a cold sore for so long, so we did a quick stop by the HuffPo to see what Harry Shearer had been rambling on about lately. Per usual, we fell asleep. But when our eyes fluttered back open, we found the most delightful treat: a post from actress Kelly Preston, John Travolta's matrimonial beard!
Unfortunately for Ms. Preston, her debut is not cause for celebration. She is very, very lost in the HuffHood — while all the other regulars are starting to learn of this mysterious "focus" technique so crucial to blogging, Preston is but a fetal blogger, awkwardly cannonballing into the HuffPo pool. Thus, smack in the middle of a billion posts about politics and foreign policy, she's got 1800 words on the dangers of prescribing psychiatric medications for children. You can almost see fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise dictating the essay, while Travolta moves Preston's hands about the keyboard.
