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Strange things are happening in Celebrity Weeklyville. In particular, UK import OK is crossing the pond — and they seem rather intent on raping and pillaging the AMI ship.

In the past month or so, at least four Star staffers (reporter Jen Birn, business manager Anthony Fischetti, copy chief Katie Caperton, and managing editor Juliet Heller) have cleaned out their desks in favor of OK (entertainment editor Chris Kensler may also be included in that pack). Also heading to the UK import is AMI editorial director Martin Smith. I think six warm bodies counts as a bona fide poaching, no?

If this continues, we wouldn't put the OK pirates past snatching Bonnie Fuller away from AMI — it'd be rather amusing if half the Star newsroom fled the editor's Canadian wrath, only to find that she's their new boss.

Just to make the AMI scene all the more tragic, there are other recent Star departures (Jared Shapiro, Jason McIntyre, Julia Campbell, and Anthony Fischetti, for starters)... You have to wonder what the hell is going on. Are these departures merely symptomatic of a sinking ship, or are the staffers running from an unseen, predator-like monster on the mysterious Star island?