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Some readers have alerted us to sightings of recently-freed actor Christian Slater — he's already back on the streets (Hell's Kitchen, we hear), just days after his ass-grabbing escapades, so do be careful out there. While we stock up on pepper spray and pocket tasers, one reader has some lingering thoughts about Slater's choice of venues:

Slater gets crazy amounts of high end tail. I would hope. What would he be doing at Brother Jimmy's?? Good place to go when in high school because they would let you in. Beggars can't be choosers. Why go now to be with a bunch of uptown cunts?? I feel embarrassed for him. A place full of frat boys. Baffled as to why he would be there. He also found the only non-smiling, Chewbacca-loving female in the US who would not take him home after he pinched her ass.

[Picture taken at Brother Jimmy's; the presence of pork products should explain everything.]