Street Value of Today's OpEd Page: Rising

Thanks to an alert tipster who heroically refused to allow something this immature to go un-screengrabbed. Frankly, I'm embarrassed I didn't notice this earlier. Has the Times hired spammers as copy editors?
What we'll see tomorrow:
EDITORIALS/OP-ED
Brooks: Your wife will thank you guaranteed!
Tierney: HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH STOCKS -AP
