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There's only one memorial fit for our nation's fallen, and it's called the Star Room. Or Cain at Cabana. Or is it Tavern? We have no clue, but we're certain that you do. After enduring the Mad Max-esque return to the island — complete with looting and rioting on the LIRR — surely you're eager to report back to your Manhattan-shackled friends. Tell us your tales of lounging about Calvin Klein's spread in nothing but a palm frond; grace our inbox with a play-by-play of Brazilian supermodels dining on Olsen bones. As you ease into the first stages of workday recovery, we want you to know we're here for you. So send your Hamptons gossip and/or thought-provoking observations to tips@gawker.com, and we promise to be good listeners.